{"product_id":"not-dying-birthday-card","title":"Not Dying - Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCelebrate another year of making it through with this funny birthday card featuring the phrase Not Dying Is an Accomplishment These Days. With bold lettering, playful cake artwork, and a perfectly dry sense of humor, this card is made for anyone who appreciates birthday wishes with a little sarcasm. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, partners, or anyone who loves dark humor, this Not Dying Is an Accomplishment birthday card is a memorable way to mark the occasion. Pair it with a gift or send it solo for a laugh they will absolutely appreciate. Printed from an original hand drawn design on premium cardstock, this greeting card is blank inside for your own message and includes a kraft envelope. A funny birthday card for surviving another year. DETAILS Blank inside 4.25\" L × 5.5\" W Kraft envelope Made in Brooklyn, New York\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Footnotes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50532960141535,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/1190\/7039\/files\/753ae54d9c1a296c714eb5bcd32b7b9b1dddcd46fff1ad2f6bf4b7df9d43a0ed.webp?v=1783448841","url":"https:\/\/shopbeytihomeandgift.com\/products\/not-dying-birthday-card","provider":"Béyti Home \u0026 Gift","version":"1.0","type":"link"}